An Age of Magic

Another way to water those plants…

September 22, 2009 on 2:39 pm | In Culture | No Comments

I’ll bet you have sometimes wondered why your neighbours tomatoes are much bigger than yours…or his cucumbers, pumpkins or cabbages…? the answer might be simpler than you thought – wee. That’s right – piddle, widdle, p*ss, however you wish to call it, but good old homegrown urine has been shown to cause increased growth in garden vegetables.

Now your neighbour would not be simply standing out in the garden and letting loose; it has to be mixed with wood ash to do any good on the plants. Reminds me of the time a male friend told me how he sorts the problem of a frozen car door lock in the winter; instead of racing off to the car accessories outlet for some WD40 to unstick the lock he just undid his fly and piddled on the door lock. The warm wee thawed the lock and, voila, the key turned.

It’s true I tell you – ask any man!

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