An Age of Magic

Take a bow Mr and Mrs Rooney - now take off!

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Well, the so-called ‘wedding of the year’ has finally taken place in Portofino, Italy. The heavily magazine-financed nuptials of Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLaughlin took place today and poor Coleen-baby had to parade her obscenely priced frock through pouring rain…an omen or what?

While many of those fans who pay to go through the turnstiles to see Rooney and his team mates lose matches, despite being paid hideous amounts of money to do so, something just turns the tummy about seeing so much ostentatiousness being applied to something like this. A quarter of a million pounds for one dress…? many would-be brides today have to resort to picking up their dress at a discount sale - and probably look twice as better in it.

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What a loo-ny

I have heard of people being stuck on the toilet but this is ridiculous. A woman in the US has just been rescued from her bathroom after literally sitting on the loo for - wait for it - two years!! is this crazy or what?

She went in there two years ago and sat on the toilet and refused to come out despite her boyfriend of 16 years doing everything he could to entice her out. She has been sitting there for so long that her skin had grown around the seat and she was stuck.

Her boyfriend cannot be that much brighter…taking food and drink into her all this time rather than calling the rescue services a lot sooner.

Hope she remembered to flush…

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Well done Harry

There’s something about young Prince Harry that really appeals to the British public, well, the public in general everywhere. He’s a fine young man and in many ways a chip off his mother’s block. Last year he threatened to quit the army unless he was allowed to serve alongside his troops in the war in Iraq. For the past 10 weeks he has been doing just that, quietly and without any fuss. On the condition though that his presence in Afghanistan was keep strictly secret by the worlds media.

Unfortunately a website in the US has blown his cover and now Harry has to return to England. A terrible shame, both for himself and his men. But now it is necessary as he will undoubtedy become a target, as will his soldiers serving under his command. I am sure though that he will be well received when he returns home and will continue his distinguished service.

Good one Harry!

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