An Age of Magic

Take a bow Mr and Mrs Rooney - now take off!

Well, the so-called ‘wedding of the year’ has finally taken place in Portofino, Italy. The heavily magazine-financed nuptials of Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLaughlin took place today and poor Coleen-baby had to parade her obscenely priced frock through pouring rain…an omen or what?

While many of those fans who pay to go through the turnstiles to see Rooney and his team mates lose matches, despite being paid hideous amounts of money to do so, something just turns the tummy about seeing so much ostentatiousness being applied to something like this. A quarter of a million pounds for one dress…? many would-be brides today have to resort to picking up their dress at a discount sale - and probably look twice as better in it.

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